PLAYER INTERVIEW [3 Sep @ 7:23pm]

Name: Grant Johnson

Age: 28 (but act 15)

Do you have a Nickname? Well ‘semi’ at Caister but offshore my nickname is ‘Chimp’

What do you do for a living? ‘Plant Inspector’ in the Oil and Gas Industry but generally try not to do a lot.

What Car do you drive? Used to bemy baby Astra Turbo R.I.P. but driving like a twat has resulted with a £300 van :’(

Married? Engaged? Single? In a relationship but is pretty serious.

What is your Favorite Food? Curry, hotter the better.

What is your Favorite Football Team? Arsenal as painful as it can be at times.
 
Out of 70 players at the club where would you rate yourself? Would say number 1 but the coach hasn’t released my full potential!!

Who is best dressed at the club? Think I dress pretty well but would say Kieron, where’s similar outfits as me.

Who is worst dressed at the club? POTTER… F**K me Macon everyone knows this answer… stupid question!!!

 
What is your target this season? To get Gizzy to pass the ball simple to me rather than leather up top to Baz who’s offside!

Who is The best Dancer at Caister FC? Don’t really have any good movers but Mason is the funniest.

Favourite Player Of all time? Dennis Bergkamp… what a man! Would definitely take his lengh

What was the best advice you were ever given? Shoot… F*****G hopeless in front of goal!!

Do you have a saying or motto that you live your life by? I have a saying which the boy’s love, more a turrets if I’m honest, “I’ll bite your F*****G nose of”… used more for intimidation, part of my game ;)

 
Best Player at Caister FC? Potentially could be Anton but for me at present I would go with ‘Barty’, shame he’s injured.

Funniest person at Caister FC? Would say I’m one of the clowns but will go with LJ, has a good humour.

Your Funniest moment in football? So many – but leathering Blakey in the bollox as he lifted his sack to show me how much he’d shaved of is definitely up there as one of the funniest moments.

and Finally...............................

Who is the longest in the showers? I think it could be me… it takes quite a while to P**S my scent on the hole team. Not marked Jarvis with my scent but he don’t shower!!!